As I watch my kids grow, I still say to myself “Wow, I’m a mom.” Being a mom has completely changed my life. Its change the way I live my life, and the decisions I make. NO ONE and I mean ON ONE can tell me that I’m a bad mom, or that I don’t care about my kids or anything like that. First, I’m nowhere near close to be a bad mom. I do what I need for my kids. If that means giving the shirt off my back for them, believe me that I will. They have grown so fast. They talk too much. They scream to loud. They run to fast. They have too much energy. They never sit long enough for me to get stuff done. They talk back. They give attitude. They roll their eyes. They even smack the shit of you, like a good upper cut. THEY ARE KIDS. THAT’S WHAT THEY DO. THEY MEAN TO DRIVE YOU NUTS. But being a mom, you must learn how to handle all that. You clean when they are asleep, so that way by 11am the next day, it looks like you didn’t stay up until 2am getting things spotless. You clean throw up, because come on who else is going to? Diarrhea? Dont get me start with that. You wipe boogers from their nose. You bathe them better then what you do yourself sometimes. You can fall asleep anywhere and everywhere without realizing you did. You learn how to cook with one hand with a baby on your hip, while the other is running around like a maniac. You have mastered showering under 5 minutes. You NEVER go to the restroom by yourself, whether you just have to pee or poop. You learned to share anything that’s on your dinner plate. You give them their meds on time all day, but forget to take yours. As a mom, I also try to teach them to be respectful. Be nice to others. Never judge others. Always think of other people’s feelings. NEVER BULLY, BUT NEVER LET ANYONE WALK ALL OVER YOU. Yes, sometimes I will yell to loud. Yes, sometimes I feel like a spanked them to just a little to hard. Yes, sometimes I snap. WHO WOULDN’T!? DO I FEEL BAD? YES!! AGAIN, LIKE I SAID WHO WOULDN’T? They need to learn that sometimes MOM ISNT MESSING AROUND, OR IT WASNT FUNNY ANYMORE. NO ONE will talk bad about my kids. NO ONE will try take them away from me. NO ONE will raise my kids better than me. NO ONE will love them as much as I do. NO ONE will treat them better than me. NO ONE will lay a hand on my kids. NO ONE will care for them like I do. IM A SUPERMOM. IM A NICE MOM. IM A FIRM MOM. IM A FUN MOM. IM A SMART MOM. IM AM ASWESOME MOM. IM A CARING MOM. IM A LOVING MOM. IM A MOM